" I MAM"

Elias has been saying some seriously funny stuff lately! I know I am posting this after Tyce was born and I should be writing about the birth but I have been meaning to write down some funny stuff Elias has said so I don't ever forget so I need to do this post first.

Here are some classics he has said in the last 3 months:

Was one of the days I actually did my hair and looked somewhat decent while 9 months pregnant.

I was pulling him out of the carseat and he looked at me and said, " Mom, you look so pretty! Your lip stuff looks pretty too" ( I had put lip gloss on right before)

"Mom, the moon looks like a cashew!" (it was a crecent moon out)

"Look Mom, my balls (sorry, had to tell it) are going to blowed off"

"Mom, I telled you I want to play with Jaden!!! That's it, after this sleepy time, you are gonna call Jadens Mom and tell her I want to wrestle her! " (He has a thing for Jaden apparently)

"Ohhhhh Snap!!!"

"I told you Mom, we shouldnt have bought a baby! I told you I just wanted a baby sometimes, not all the time!" (After he accidently hurt baby Tyce and Mom got upset with him)

"I want to buy a girl like her Mom" ( He sees a pretty girl in a magazine or picture and he thinks he will in the future, be able to buy a girlfriend. Great. My 3 yr old already thinks he participate in something illegal. lol)

"Mom, i don't know why she keeps talking to me. She keeps talking and I just want to play!" (Very frustrated as he walked in from out back playing with Jaden)

At a Doc appt, the nurse let Elias know his baby brother would need to get shots done. Elias started crying saying he didn't want that to happen b/c it would hurt Tyce. Then he got this serious look on his face and said, "Lets go Mom. Lets go right now. I mean it. Lets go."

"No, you knock it off". I wasn't too happpy about this comment.

"Im sorry Mom. I know that was special to you."

"My Grandma in heaven is an angel huh?"

Randomly, we will just be sitting on the couch together and he melts my heart with an unprompted, " I love you Mom". Nothing better comes out of my 3 yr olds mouth.

"Im going to kick your butt Dad, oh yes I MAM!"

Elias is really starting to develop a personality all his own. Hes sweet but not a push over. Hes funny but not annoying. He is my special Elias.